AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Proof that nothing is scarier than reality.

At first I thought "human decoys" meant real humans. They meant it like dummies, right? Right?

They'd have gotten sued if they would've actually used humans.

So probably dummies.

Dolphins are creepy.

"Dolphin rape cave."

I am no longer against eating dolphins caught with tuna.

Preeeeeeeeetty sure that's a joke. I mean seriously, no source or anything?

Trying to find out. Searching Boca Raton with dolphin anything keeps bringing up the same article.

Dunno why you find it that hard to believe, it's not that exceptional animal behaviour if you think about it. Not saying it can't be fake, but it is well known that dolphins rape.

In fact, here's a gif I saw ages ago.

Well, I can honestly say I didn't think I would eventually leave the campus today with a fear of dolphins.

Because the "photo" of the dolphin and woman flying through the air screams Photoshop to me.

Not saying I don't believe it, but I want proof from a credible source.

Well yeah that's obviously fake, I thought that was meant as an illustration or something. Idk, I'm not the best judge of these kind of things.

Dolphins are sex-crazed, bone-anything lunatics.

It's not just the males either; I've heard stories about female dolphins doing some bizarrely sexual things towards human beings.

Let's all jump in the water.