AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well think about the lotion

And then look at those stains

I find it somewhat ironic that I'm the one who actually gets what the lotion means.

And I wish I didn't.

So it's a creepy campsite to jack off on stuffed animals?

bingo, you win the prize

Idk, you guys might be onto something with those trash bags. It does seem like an /awful lot/ of lotion for just masturbation...

only angus knows, and he will never reveal his secrets

Maybe everyone has their own preference? Different strokes for different folks?

Hopy shit I just noticed a gnome wearing sunglasses in the left side and it scared the fuck out of me for half a second

then I realized it was just a gnome

I was cleaning my room.
Holy shit, I have a bottle of lotion next to my Batman, Captin America, and Link plushies.
I'm slightly disturbed.

I'd post it in the cute thread but I know some of you are terrified of bugs

It's a Mam-moth.
*badum-tish*

I fucking love moths.

They're like flying kittens. :B

And then the kittens eat them.

Adult silkworms are best moths <3

BUT ANYWAY POST NEEDS CREEPY



Peyote, which is a cactus that's commonly turned into ropes and eaten as a hallucinatory drug.

There's just something off about the way it looks that scares the crap out of me

Sleeping is for wussies. ;-;