Creepy thread

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:06 pm

Clyve wrote:

Also, before anyone jumps on me for this, it's my understanding that Satan and Lucifer are two completely separate beings. I'm about 80% sure this is correct and that people just lump them together for convenience because they don't want to remember a whole pantheon of devils..

Most Christians lump Satan and Lucifer together.

Not Shin Megami Tensei though....I guess Satan's design would be OK for this thread.

NSFW cause of boob thingies

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:22 pm

Heard you guys like creepy videos? Tool has some insane videos, bro. But I love 'em.
Also, hell has pterodactyls? So glad I'm going then.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:23 pm

If I go to hell I want my very own Johnson.
He'll be big and hard, ladies'll love'em.

Dr. K Sanesk · **Posted:** Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:24 pm

General wrote:

Scale model of what Hell might look like

I've seen this before, and I think they're cool as hell honestly.

AngusMcLeod · **Joined:** Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:11 pm **Posts:** 3281

Looks like that's where we'll all meet, guys.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

SFW despite what the title says. http://www.regretsy.com/2010/12/07/shart-exhibit/

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/07/stop-it/

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/07/15/plac ... attention/

People selling things on Etsy. Horrible, awful things.

Crushter · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:08 am

NDividedByZero wrote:

Also I'm pretty sure Satan is supposed to suffer in Hell along with all the other evil people. I don't believe Satan is even the ruler?

According to Dante, he is chained to a frozen lake of his own tears in the ninth circle of hell.

I like Dante's version. It's organized, except for the fact that there is little redemption, but at least Limbo doesn't suck /that/ badly.

AngusMcLeod · **Joined:** Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:11 pm **Posts:** 3281

During the war a soldier faithfully wrote his mother every week so she would know he was all right, until one week she didn’t get a letter and immediately began to worry. Within a couple of weeks she got a letter from the Army saying that her son had been captured and was being held in a Prisoner-of-War camp, and they assured her that they had no reason to believe the American prisoners were being mistreated in any way. A few weeks later the woman finally received another letter from her son, it read: “Dear Mom, Try not to worry about me, they are treating us well and I’ll be released as soon as the war is over. Make sure that little Teddy gets the stamp for his collection. Love you, Joe” The woman was overjoyed to hear the news, but was confused because she had no idea who “little Teddy” was. She decided to steam the stamp from the envelope and have a look. When she did she saw that written on the back of the stamp were the words:

“They’ve cut off my legs”.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:38 pm

Fart, Joe.

I SAID FART GODDAMMIT

OR I'LL CUT OFF YOUR LEGS

Dedivax · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:42 pm

TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT YOU HAVE TO LIGHT UP YOUR FARTS

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:51 pm

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:19 pm

totally no idea what is going on in that picture

General · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:35 pm

AngusMcLeod wrote:

During the war a soldier faithfully wrote his mother every week so she would know he was all right, until one week she didn’t get a letter and immediately began to worry. Within a couple of weeks she got a letter from the Army saying that her son had been captured and was being held in a Prisoner-of-War camp, and they assured her that they had no reason to believe the American prisoners were being mistreated in any way. A few weeks later the woman finally received another letter from her son, it read: “Dear Mom, Try not to worry about me, they are treating us well and I’ll be released as soon as the war is over. Make sure that little Teddy gets the stamp for his collection. Love you, Joe” The woman was overjoyed to hear the news, but was confused because she had no idea who “little Teddy” was. She decided to steam the stamp from the envelope and have a look. When she did she saw that written on the back of the stamp were the words:

“They’ve cut off my legs”.

That's actually a very popular urban legend. Not saying it didn't happen, but it's probably fake.

FireflyYoshi · **Posted:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:42 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:

totally no idea what is going on in that picture

I think it's mermaid sex.

EDIT: Derp ninja'd

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

WELP I JUST GAVE MYSELF A NEW PHOBIA

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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