AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I read that in Hank Hill's voice without realizing I was reading it in Hank Hill's voice

i didn't read the "19th century" part in his voice

It looks so cute and it is also somehow horrifying. What.

Also related (which I honestly didn't think I could say in regards to that).

Edit: And this.

Who thought the empty purple eye sockets thing was a good idea? Still, could be worse I suppose.

Can someone please tell me why it's so easy to confuse this thread and the funny picture thread?

Now that'd creep me the fuggout, even worse if he would not say anything.

I can never unsee

I don't even-

I probably wouldn't eat that thing after watching it squirm in my bowl like that.

Too bad he's too busy being dead and can't fart

Forced to have his paraplegic limbs wiggle for his predator's amusement
before swiftly being eaten

Geez at least kill the animal before you serve it. Reminds me of that Food Network chef challenge where they ate freshly-cut squid tentacles. Only the tentacles were still moving and could latch onto things with their suction. Like the insides of throats.

Reminds me of a show where a guy ate live crabs.

Turns out he got parasites from it. Deadly ones.

But it IS dead. The nerves are just reacting to the sodium in the table salt, causing the muscles to twitch.
Here's another example:

Suddenly less sad.