AWKWARD ZOMBIE

They drank some milk but little did they remember that they were lactose intolerant.

Can't remember exactly but it was something like these parents killing their kids so the Nazis wouldn't get them.

that milk had some serious vendetta

They let it stay too long and it got bad.

Bad booty that is.

the milk or the nazis

IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

The Nazis FED them the milk.

Hitler didn't eat meat.
He ate milk-based "substitutes".

This is his product.

FURTHER PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY.

When I walked the dog today when it was slightly raining, suddenly it started raining harder.

I look to my left where there is a fence, and on top of that fence were 4 crows, relatively close to me, just staring endlessly at me when a great gust of wind hit as soon as I noticed it, continuing that stare until I was around the corner

I am slightly flipping out.

They were daring you to say "Nevermore."

I'm slightly afraid of going to sleep because that crow business is still on my mind

so there's this street i can see from this little window on my back door and it looks exactly like the scenery in a slenderman picture

more or less like this:

I want some Slenderman. Let's get some Slender man all up in this thread

That's my cue to leave forever.