AWKWARD ZOMBIE

By Chris-Chan (in case you couldn't tell from the vast amount of junk in the background)

That pose hurts my spine even by looking at it.

those fucking legs go on forever

I'd buy it.

This is something creepy that happened to me last night. I was out driving around with my friend, we were listening to a tape that I dubbed myself. The tape was sealed when I got it, it has not been used for anything else. Side A was over, but we were almost home so I didn't bother fast-forwarding to the other side or rewinding the tape. After about a minute, music started playing. It stopped, then it started again. I don't really know how to describe it. Here's a link to the audio I recorded from the cassette. Again, I have no idea how that part from 0:57 to 1:11 got there. Just imagine driving at night, with no noise in the car, then that music just starts playing out of nowhere. I mean man, that was freaky.

I actually had read a book about something similar and they said that somethimes casette companies would recycle tapes and write over them and it sounds like (if this is true, idk since it was a fiction book but was pretty well based in reality,) they didn't overwrite it well or something.

Still very unnerving D:

fucking what

dubughuwublu?

and then I what-the-fuck'd

okay now i posted a little while ago about a dream i had where slenderman scratched me and i woke up with a bleeding scratch. and since then nothing really insane has happenned but about three weeks ago i woke up to my 4 year old sister screaming in her sleep. so when i tried to console her she woke up and cried in my arms for about 20 mins before going back to sleep. i learned somewhere that you can get children to express themselves by drawing there problems and when i asked her to draw what what made her cry she drew what look like a really crappy tree with a circle on top insted of leaves. i dont know if this is significant or any thing and ill upload the photo as soon as i learn to image host.

Um, aren't dreams just random neurons firing in your head while your asleep or something? They rarely hold significance.

Dreams can be affected by the environment you are sleeping in.
If you have a lot of heavy blankets, you are likely to dream you are being crushed under some weight, or there is pressure on a part of you. If you have your head under the blanket/pillow you could dream you are suffocating or drowning or something.
If it is cold you will likely dream of freezing.
If it is hot, you could dream that something is on fire.
If your cat scratches you in the middle of the night, you could dream that a monster attacked you. In this case a tall man in a tux or whatever he is supposed to be.

you know what! i did have some attachment to my cat sprinkles the next day!

I like how you miss the point entirely and instead decide to point out a typo.