Trygve wrote:
Okay, faggots, it's time for something that's actually scary.
This creature terrorized children's TVs and books years ago. Grown men are still afraid af this.
Oh, I think you know vhat I am talking about.

No, this is not vhat I am talking about. This is merely the main character in the series,
Moomin as you English-speaking chaps call it.

No, I am not talking about this guys either.
No, no, no. Vhat I am talking about is far vorse.
I am talking about the Groke.
Wiki wrote:
The Groke... ...is a fictional character in the Moomin world created by Tove Jansson. She appears as a ghostlike hill-shaped body with two cold staring eyes and a wide row of white shiny teeth. In the book Who Will Comfort Toffle?, it is mentioned that she has a tail, but it has never been seen. Wherever she stands, the ground below her freezes and plants and grass die. She leaves a trace of ice and snow when she walks the ground. Anything she touches will freeze and on one instance she froze a camp fire by sitting down on it. She seeks friendship and warmth, but she is declined by everyone and everything, leaving her in her cold cavern on top of the Lonely Mountains. On one occasion in a comic, however, she was hailed as a hero when she, in her constant search for warmth, extinguished a forest wildfire by sitting on it.
I fail to see how this is at all scary