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It plays some music backwards and has a countdown to the 19th
perhaps the moon children file? or the matt.wmv? I mean ben no longer has a use for them, might as well post them if they exist.

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also, don't go here if you're faint of heart
really
i mean it
http://www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net/index.php/contact/drowned

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This guy is determined
hard
and if it is, gimme a sec and i'll translate
edit: nope, not latin. Wonder what it is? eh, it'll be figured out by the hour.

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also, don't go here if you're faint of heart
really
i mean it
http://www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net/index.php/contact/drowned


Not sure if Geodude.


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Darkin wrote:
also, don't go here if you're faint of heart
really
i mean it
http://www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net/index.php/contact/drowned


is it bad that i laughed

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Like little lambs. The man is smiling.

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Child of Fire wrote:
We are so weak...
But we will be soon

Soon we will be again

The lost will be found


Child of Sound wrote:
We are so strong...
We play with you all

For you are our prey

We wait for the fall

On the 4th day all will be lost
The fires cannot burn the skies
Our scream will drown you out
Your efforts are vain to stop us
Just like your wretched souls

Nothing will rob us of ascendence


Child of Fire wrote:
tiger, tiger, Burning bright
in the forests of the Night,
what immortal hand or eye
could framE thy fearful symmetry?


This is the beginning of The Tiger by William Blake. The poem proceeds as follows.

In what distant deeps or skies
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder and what art
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? What dread grasp?
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He who made the lamb make thee?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?


Child of Sound wrote:
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS, WHAT GOOD DO YOU THINK IT WILL DO BRINGING THEM HERE!??!?
HE WAS RIGHT AFTER ALL, HE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!!!!

THATS WHY WE HAD TO DO IT, WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU!!!

FINE BRING THEM ALL INTO THIS, BURN THEM ALL UP

IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH

NOTHING YOU CAN DO WILL STOP US
WE WILL DROWN ALL OF YOU OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

But first you will pay for causing this
And now D knows where you are...


Child of Fire wrote:
dcantstopmenowyoukeptmetrappedbeforebutnothingcanstopmeiaminfiniteimaybeweakbutifreedtheirminds
iexposeditallandthereisnowaytotakeitbacknowiwillburnandburnthroughallyouworkedforandyouwillneverhurtanyoneelseagain
screamallyouwantbutyoucanneverextinguishthisfireyouwillneverdrownmeoutagain


"D can't stop me now. You kept me trapped before but nothing can stop me. I am infinite. I may be weak but I freed their minds. I exposed it all and there is no way to take it back. Now I will burn and through all you worked for and you will never hurt anyone else again. Scream all you want but you can never extinguish this fire. You will never drown me out again."

Mr. D is a recurring character that the Children of the Moon seem to worship, or at least follow.

Child of Sound wrote:
Mrthehindered you are far from a chosen one

But feel free to play with us anyway...

TEXQ FP QEB AFCCBOBKZB YBQTBBK ALDP XKA TLISBP?

I'll be watching you


Translated, this is: "What is the difference between dogs and wolves?" to which Mrthehindered replied "dogs are the play things of man".

These next two MAY be uninvolved.
Child of Rapture wrote:
Behold, I show you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


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Where's the fun in that, huh?

This is going to be marvelous folks.

If I'm judged unworthy, OH WELL, I'll get front row seats to a truly WONDERFUL show, STARTING TOMORROW! Oh, I can't wait, don't you disappoint me, Luna, you saucy girl.

Brothers, this is it, hee hee.


Child of Sound wrote:
Mrthehindered I know not if you have talked to the great one or not
She does as she pleases
Her plans are as predictable as the winds

What I do know is that you have gotten too close too one I never trusted.
Or maybe not nearly close enough.
Either way his reappearance is one of little consequence.
You have shown some promise.
Let us continue the game.

You are right in saying that dogs are the toys of men.
For dogs and wolves come from the same family, but one has lost its purpose.
Dogs have forgotten their true creator, choosing instead the luxuries of a corrupted and blind society. Wolves have stayed true, acknowledging Her each night with their calls to honor Her.
While man feeds dogs the scraps of humanity, wolves are given the light for their hunt by Her.

LSA MW E QEWO PMOI E QER?


Translation: HOW IS A MASK LIKE A MAN?

Child of Sound wrote:
EB AFAK'Q HKLT FQ TXP X DXJB

But why do you ask me these things?
He seems to have chosen you to be his champion for now, why don't you ask him?

If you want answers you must finish the game


This is a response to Hindered's question, asking who BEN is.
The text at the top says "HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A GAME"

Hindered inquires more about BEN. His questions are answered with this:

Child of Sound wrote:
I told him D still knew where he was.
Nothing can stop us now, its all coming full circle
And all his fires did was light the way to our glorious victory for all to see


Hindered asks if BEN has escaped the game.

Quote:
The Moon Child is correct. He is one among us.

Soon all shall be revealed...


Hindered then leaves, saying he'll ask more question tomorrow (Today. The Fourth Day.)

Child of Sound wrote:
All games must come to an end, your time is running out.
Childoffire seems to have recovered somewhat, which is more than I can say I expected from him.
You can play mind games with me all you want, but you remember who always won in the end.

The challenge still stands
LSA MW E QEWO PMOI E QER?


Again, "HOW IS A MASK LIKE A MAN?"

There are several more posts from Children that I suspect are fakes, then Fire posts again. The code is randomized in each post, except "HOW IS A MASK LIKE A MAN?", so I have to figure it out every time they post. What's worse, the following post randomized every LINE.

Child of Fire wrote:
A KLGGV, A KLSFV S OWSJQ OSLUZWJ, WQWK SEGFY LZW TDAFV

YMJ IJFI FWJ IFSHNSL, BFQPNSL, UWFSHNSL, WJHNYNSL JRUYD QNSJX

C QUHN GILY, C QUHN NI YMWUJY, NI LYUWB VYSIHX, NI ALUMJ NBY MNULM

RCT NCJPGY D NOVT?

ESJCWV SK SF WFWEQ, ESJCWV SK S XAWFV, UZSAFWV SK S HMFAKZEWFL, LG DAEAL EQ JWSUZ

OA SMS CF KOG KOG W, DIBWGVSR CF DZOQSR?


Translated: I stood, I stand a weary watcher, eyes among the blind

The dead are dancing, walking, prancing, reciting empty lines

I want more, I want to escape, to reach beyond, to grasp the stars

Why should I stay?

Marked as an enemy, marked as a fiend, chained as a punishment, to limit my reach

Am eye or was was I, punished or placed?



The last line is confusing. Why "eye" and not "I"? Why two "was"s? Typo, perhaps? Regardless, that's the last the Children posted.

EDIT: There's a URL on Jadusable's Youtube channel.

YKKG://NNN.JYFNVH.EV­K/WFILDJ/RITYZMV/ZEU­VO.GYG/K-3355.YKDC

This translates to (considering numbers aren't a part of the code):

http://www.showeq.net/FORUMS/ARCHIVE/IN ... -3355.HTML

which leads nowhere. There are two other posts on the channel, one of which translates to ".NET". The other is harder to translate. It's 6AM and I haven't slept yet, so I don't have the drive to translate it just yet, but it reads " YMNSP."

Also, it seems as though Mr. D is the old man that gave Jadusable the Majora's Mask cartridge. This is just something that I've gathered under the assumption that other people have more knowledge than I do.

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I DON'T KNOW MAN.

IT MADE SENSE WHEN I POSTED IT.

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Where are you finding all this on the site?

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Hey remember when this whole thing seemed like just another generic creepypasta?


BOY HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED


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Dammit now I have to actually go and read/watch all of these

I'm in the mood for scaring the pants off of myself

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watch this for creepy retardant

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