AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but the first time you ride it you crash it into a tree and ruin it.

I wish my friend lived closer so I could visit him more often.

Granted, your friend now lives closer to you , but he/she is constantly hanging around you and is so annoying you want to cut their head off.

I WISH I COULD FLY! :awesome:

Granted, but when you start to reach over 10 feet you gain over 9000 pounds and fall into the earth's inner crust, burning up like an ice cube in an oven.

I wish I got a man-eating plant that'd eat me.

Granted, but after it eats you, you some how survie and are stuck there for 1000 years in a fluid that stops you from aging, only to find out Twlight fans that look like Paris Hilton have taken over the world.

I wish I could have a cake that wasn't a lie.

Granted, but your cake tastes like elephant crap that was thrown in a chemical sewage. :awesome:

I wish that I got killed by a bus.

granted, but the bus is full of midget clowns that rape your dead body. and then the paramedics revive you.

i wish i didnt have to take 2 tests this thursday.

Granted, but now you get to take a guaranteed-you-fail super test on steroids on Friday. HAVE FUN :awesome:

I wish that I had grenades exploding inside of me.

Granted, but you are immortal and feel pain ten times the amount a normal person would feel as the explode inside you.

I wish the girl at my drama table would stop talking about how she hates anime and gagging every time I make any sort of refference to it at all.

Score.

Granted, but now she is going to kill you tomorrow.

I wish I was not immortal.

Granted, AM promptly makes you immortal again and turns you into a blob.

I wish for an image of giygas to appear on my lawn.

Granted, bu it comes to life and makes you suffer for all eternity.

I wish my mom was not diabetic.

Granted, but now she's dead. Bummer.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.

Granted. You had to have your stomache removed because of a huge tumor. You can't feel it anymore, but the donor tummy you received had AIDS.



I wish. Um.

I wish I could have a super epic halloween costume.

Granted. *hands you an epic Halloween costume* Too bad it's meant to fit a five year old.

I wish it was snowing.

GRANTED BUT IT'S NOW A NUCLEAR WINTER. NOTHING REMAINS BUT KANGAROOS.

I WISH THAT THE PERSON UNDER ME CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BAD TO RISE UP FROM THIS WISH.