AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So.

You ask for a wish.

Then the next poster grants your wish, but in the worst way possible. i.e. I wish I didn't have to deal with the government's fuck-ups. Next person says "So the government disappeared, and America soon fell."

A-GO-GO

I wish the AI in Super Smash Bros. wasn't fucked-up and flawed and super-biased against human players.

so now super smash bros can only be played with human characters so if there isn't anyone playing in the room with you, you're fucked.
I wish rap music didn't exist

Rap now doesn't exist.
But all music is country.


I wish i had magic.

I happen to be a country fan

You have magic, but you can only make gay guys attracted to you

I wish I didn't have dandruff.

*Gives magic to Ody*

You don't have dandruff.
Buuuuut on the other hand you don't have hair.



I wish i Okami has a sequel.

Granted. It's PS3 exclusive.

I wish Firefly hadn't been canceled.

okami has a sequel, but it is made by nintendo.

I wish I could afford gears of war 2...

You are now able to afford Gears of War 2, but you no longer have a house because you sold it for cheddar.

YEILI WHERE'S YOUR WISH

Edit: Fine I'll just ruin Yeili's lack of wish-ness.

You got your non-wish, but now there's a crapload of stuff in your mother's bathroom. A crapload of dead stuff. Like babies and dolphins.


I wish that Harvest Moon's time didn't go so effing fast.

harvest moon is longer. unfortunately, it's now pointless and neverending like animal crossing

I wish annoying ex girlfriend would shut the fuck up and stop trying to include herself amongst my friends.

Wish granted. She's now a cannibal and eats all of your friends out of spite. Good job.



I wish Mario & Luigi 3 didn't spend the entire game inside of Bowser's stomach.

I wouldn't put it past her, she a fucking fatass.

Wish granted, Mario and luigi no longer exists.

I wish the kirby commercials stopped saying "super tough PANK puff".

Granted, but now he has terrible voice acting that makes you wish God didn't invent vocal chords. Or dialogue.

I wish I didn't have such bad allergies.
(Don't take the easy way out and say I'm dead or something. Meanie. )

So then bees come and sting you all they want knowing they can't kill you.

I wish I wish I was a fish. :0

*jumps in the water beforehand*

wish granted, but now you have eczema, asthma, cancer, and diabetes.

meanwhile I suffer from page get's disease.

I wish I didn't have to wear a retainer.