AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Gentlemen.

And we're back with another exciting-ish installment of Crystal's journey to right the orange juice wrongs! Or something!

No arts this update. SORRY

Also a short update because OOPS BUSY. It is almost Christmas and all.

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There, everyone has pimple fruit to restore HP. BRING IT ON, FALKNER!



PUH-LEEZ. I am unbeatable!


ABE
HAHAHAHA
WHAT A DUMB NAME!
SO STUPI- What's that, Wikileek? Want to show me something?



He's got a funny beard.

ONE PIDGEY LATER...


Yes. Yes it can be. YOU LOST. Am I good enough to beat Falkner now?



WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE AND CALLING ME A ROOKIE?
DOES THIS FIST LOOK ROOKIE TO YOU?


Lame. What kind of keyword is that?



I think Earl said something about Flying-type Pokemon.
Something along the lines of "worst type ever to specialize in".


What kind of name is Rod? I mean, seriously?


MORE Pidgey? Are there any other bird Pokemon here besides Pidgey and Hoothoot?





Whoops. That kick was aimed for your shin... My bad.


OH EM GEE SRSLY?



You were easier than that Joey kid.


What are these even supposed to be.



I missed everything you just said. I was too busy staring at your emo hair.


Preeeeeeetttyyyyyyyy. I wonder if mom would let me do this to my room?


You get my vote for Worst Hair.


Why have I been continuously told to take you seriously?





'Bout damn time.



They sucked.





Thank you, now I will leave you here to mope about sucking.



Huh. Wonder how it does that?



Shame it STILL SUCKS, though.



...wow.
CONGRATULATIONS: You can now throw mud!






I GUESS so. But he'd better not talk too much and try and distract me from my ULTIMATE ORANGE GOAL.


I've been practicing flying.


Joy, the music you play is really annoying.


About four hours, but whatever.


He told me.


Good lord, can't he do anything himself?


Sure, why not? I can save it for breakfast or something.



That's... pretty basic.



To have found this out, you must have had it sitting around some active Pokemon in the lab.
Why didn't you just KEEP IT there?

"You are the...

Woop-de-doo.




I'll forget, I guarantee it.

NO. The PC will now smell like rotten eggs.

*insert the art I was supposed to supply but could not due to technical difficulties and the fact that my art is pathetic compared to Chloes.*

Can't wait for page 9, oh boy.

Whoo. Now run around a lot until it hatches, then pretend it hatched really quickly somehow.

^That, or dump it in the PC. We all know what rather useless Pokemon hatches anyway... Oh, wait you could pretend something else hatched, somehow.

I've played all the way to Liz (best trainer in Johto) already - the egg hatched, in other words.

Will Chloe and/or Komo's art be in the next update?

Find out next time, on Crystal Let's play!

that is to say, right now/next post

It'll probably be all short/no updates until after the holidays. My sister, who lives in Pennsylvania, is flying down here to Kentucky on Thursday, and she'll be here until Jan. 2nd, so unless Chloe happens to be on while I write the short updates, there won't be art from her (although I do have a piece from Verom for this next update, which is the Ruins of Alph, I believe). Komo's art was for the BADGE GET bit, but his lack of scanner and mean librarians/teachers made him unable to upload it. If he gets it uploaded, I could just tack it on to the end of an update as a sort of a fanart thing, I guess.

I could provide some art ( I have a scanner) but, as you may know, my art style is quite differente from Chloe's and (maybe) Komo's... and maybe the dramatic change will put everybody else off...dunno...

btw, Good LP...ah...reminds me when I lurked around to read the LONK LP 8===D

Hey [CN], I could do a few art pieces too. You'd just have to give me some notice ahead of time.

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