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herbert reanimator
 Post subject: What to do if a zombie comes onto you
PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:43 am 
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Some helpful and seasonal advice that I thought you might be interested in.

It comes in the form of a pop music video but don't let that put you off! Hope you enjoy it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElGyrTUXvsI
http://www.codavita.com/video.htm
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What to do if a zombie comes onto you


Wipe it off immediately and wash yourself thoroughly before you become infected with zombie babies.

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Miss Starseed
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Impossible; I'd be coming onto it first.

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Offer it some tea and be on your merry way if it says no.
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zombie-ism is an STD.

just so you know.

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Darkly Nightman
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Tell them that I use the internet and thus have no brain.

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.

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I get it!

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lyra/dicks
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I'd shield myself with Star.

...


Looking back, that may not be such a good or clean idea.

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Wait a minute...ONTO...
I'd tell it no, then kill it...to death...with the murder weapon being killing....then I'll kill the murder weapon...to death
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Bowen
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Mehkome wrote:
what to do if a zombie comes onto you

Invite him to a tea party. :science:

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You've been up to your old tricks again haven't you, Doctor West.
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iamthelordhitman
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depends

is it an awkward zombie

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OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.

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This would have helped Link drastically.

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SnowManZero
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it depends if its a dude or a chick zombie.

Well, actually that wouldn't really matter too much would it. Either way you get a biter who can't help but snuggle when its finished.

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Let it do the lovin'
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