AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What's your plans for Halloween? I personnaly am going trick or steal candy from your neighbors as Giygas. The way I'll do that is to just put a picture of giygas on my face...yeah.
I also plan on putting rocks on my lawn to shape something, I'm still planning on what to make but I'm leaning towards...Giygas.

bitch plz

You wanna know a better way to scare people than Giygas?

A giant Michael Jackson doll.

Also, I'm probably staying home and handing out candy again. That's the problem, you can never be too young or too old for trick-or-treating, but you can too middle. Kids always wanna go trick-or-treating, and their enthusiasm is what makes adults go. As for teens, on the other hand, obviously they're not going.

YOU'RE TOO MIDDLE FOR IT

Does it talk or molest

Only if going "HEE HEE" counts.

As long as it speaks, it will scare anyone.

And here's an idea that I have for anyone giving out candy, dress up as death and have a bowl out with a sign that says take (whatever number of candy you're allowing you cheap/genourous bastard), taking more then (number of candies you're allowing) is punishable by death, then if anyone takes more then whatever number you're allowing, you jump out at them.

is anyone else gonna chase little kids with a chainsaw?

Yeah, I'll probably do that again this year, a few days after halloween when they least expect it though.

this describes my last 3 halloweens, and this year will just be more of the same.

this year, the baylor homecoming party and bonfire falls on halloween, so im going to that. i dont know if people are going to show up in costumes and then go trick or treating afterwards, if they are i might go with a group. and yes, even though we are college kids, a bunch of people still go trick-or-treating. i dont care what you say, were not too old. next day i plan to get up early to go the the homecoming parade and again get candy cause the floats throw candy to the crowd even though its a bunch of college kids, and then i plan to go raid walmart and the local grocery store for half off candy with my roommates, and then im going to the homecoming game.

as you can tell, im just in it for the candy.

I don't understand why people say you can be too old for trick or steal candy from your neighbors. The age at which you're too old for trick or steal candy from your neighbors is when you're dead (date may be pushed back).

Well, I did already have one stupid costume idea, but now I like I might just wear some really baggy clothes, stuff them with straw or something, and pretend to be a scarecrow to freak the fuck out of all the stupid assholes that come to my door asking for candy.

IF YOU'RE 20 AND A 17 YEAR OLD IS THE ONE HANDING OUT THE CANDY, YOU'RE TOO FUCKING OLD TO BE TRICK-OR-TREATING. D:<

Incorrect.

Without a child or friends in tow, especially when you're not in a costume, yes you are.

I am having a party of sorts for all my retarded friends. I havent given much thought towards a costume, though i do have a snake get-up in the works.