AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My English professor told me we're going to write a political argument paper.

This is what I have so far:



Anything else?

A few "your moms" might do the trick, too.
Or maybe reverse it with "u oN"
Hey, just tossing around ideas.

Nobody asked for my input, I know.

*and then a upstanding member of society enters*

Be sure to use sweeping arm gestures.

I personnaly believe that your arguement portrays Itallians, monkeys, Itallian monkeys, and what Itallians do with monkeys offensively.

Sweep kick them. Got it.

Put em in a body bag, Merlin! Yeah!

Don't forget the angry emotes!

Hahah the title reminds me of this one story.
It wouldn't be a funny story unless you were there or I went to great lengths to describe to you the circumstances.
So.

Um.
No u?

No political paper can even hope to appear serious without some good ol' argumentum ad Hitlerum.

And don't forget some Bushus Retardum.

OH U.

NO U

:awesome:

Be sure to hit your palms on the podium a lot.

I go to a Catholic school, and the papers that are handed out in religion class tend to compare the subject that it's trying to disprove to the Nazis. I mean, come on. I can't help but feel that no normal human being would immediately compare things to the Nazis.

"Wow, that sky doesn't look good. Like the Nazis."
"Oh no, my ice cream fell on the ground! That's as bad as Hitler."
"I hate spinach! I think that spinach should be purged in a giant oven!"

inb4Godwin'slawl