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I just had a dream that I was a jet skiing pirate that went into a tunnel or something and ended up in a giant pot of shrimp stew while being laughed at by a large anthropomorphic mouse.
I think I payed for that once I the internet.

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I've noticed that I usually don't dream (or don't remember my dreams) consistently when I listen to vocal jazz before bed.

Gofigure. Next, I wanna test Sufjan Stevens, but I need a CD of him.

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I had a freaky dream...My workplace math class (I suck at math, don't laugh) Wasn't really work place. It was a math class for the supernaturally intellegent. and I couldn't find away out of the stupid class room!, there no windows or doors! and the teacher was scary.

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Guys

I just had inspiration.

In my dream, I was in this asian Arcade/Gymnasium from this old chruch I went to, that in one part had this MASSIVE bunny and hamster filled room. Along the edges of a balcony over it it was lined with kittens. I then proceeded to walk into another room I assume was my hotel room and started talking with a friend of mine in RL THROUGH MY PANTS.

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I had a dream where the pokemon peoples were on a pokemon-breeder's train, and pikachu fought another pikachu that was on the train and lost several times, so it decided it wasn't good enough for Ash, and it switched itself with the pikachu on-board, and all of the sudden it was a CSI train going to investigate some puzzle, and near the end, the co-conductor asks the conductor, "hey, do you know where scooby-doo is? I haven't seen him in a while." I have no idea where the scooby-doo part even CAME from. Ftw. o_0

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I was at my friend, Frank's house (which is where I was when I had the dream), when Sailor Moon, Alissa, showed up. I let her in, went back into Frank's room with her, where Frank and his girlfriend were, but they were sitting on the floor next to the bed, so Alissa and I got on the bed. We didn't lay down, though, we just sat on our knees and facebattled. The first couple felt electric. We stopped and I pointed it out; she freaked out, because she was about to say the same thing.
After a moment, I said 'hold on' and walked to the bathroom. When I came back, Alissa was nowhere to be found. In her stead, I found a small kitten, whom I immediately recognized as Alissa. Not knowing how this happened, I grabbed her and started to walk toward the front door. Before I reached it, Frank's grandma grabbed Alissa, said something about how cats belong outside, then threw her out the door. I rushed after her and picked her up again, being as gentle as I could. I didn't know how long she'd be in this state, so I decided to simply walk around outside until she turned back. In the driveway was a black muscle car with a golden eagle on the hood. I've seen this car before in real life, but, for some reason, this one also had the words "My Chemical Romance" painted in what looked like blood across the hood. After a few minutes, I started to walk back inside when I ran into Frank's mom. Alissa took off for Frank's room, so I chased her. When I got there, she was nowhere to be found. I said to Frank "I saw her go under your bed", but he said there's nothing under there. I somehow pushed the bed flat against the wall (flat like cardboard) and... she wasn't there. I looked around his room till I saw her tail behind his entertainment center. I reached for her, but Frank grabbed me and said "It's time to go!" I shouted "No! Alissa!" but he pulled and we were gone.
We were then in my minivan, but it had no roof. The seats were also like a roller coaster ride, but I could tell it was my van in the dream, Frank being the driver. It was dark out, the sky a dark blend of purple and black. We passed a Speed Limit sign that said 50. Frank was going over it at exactly 55. Then another sign, this was one saying 58. After passing the sign, we were now in some construction area, like an unfinished bridge. Every few seconds, we rushed up large hills with low ceilings. I ducked my head every time. Finally, we came to one the launched us into what looked like space. The road was gone and had been replaced by landing lights. No ground at all, just the lights. Instead of hills, the lights spun around in a corkscrew pattern, spinning the van as well. A couple times, the van fell down into the abyss, but we started over, back at the beginning of the lights. Halfway through one of the corkscrews, my CD case fell into the abyss, along with whatever other belongings I had with me in the van. I only really cared about the CDs, though. After we finally made it through, we went into what seemed to be a giant portal. When we emerged...

...I awoke.


No one's commented any of my dreams... is anyone even reading them? :?

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tl;dr.

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A lot of my dreams lately have been involving tornadoes. I have no idea why but they usually freak me out.

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Merlin wrote:
tl;dr.
What does that even mean?

And I'm reading your dreams, just they're way too out there to be commented on. I'm not much of a dream afficionado.

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Water wrote:
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tl;dr.
What does that even mean?

And I'm reading your dreams, just they're way too out there to be commented on. I'm not much of a dream aficionado.
Yeah... I have ridiculous dreams. What makes it weirder is that I remember the smallest details.
But even an acknowledgment would be nice. =/

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Exactoman wrote:
Water wrote:
Merlin wrote:
tl;dr.
What does that even mean?

And I'm reading your dreams, just they're way too out there to be commented on. I'm not much of a dream aficionado.
Yeah... I have ridiculous dreams. What makes it weirder is that I remember the smallest details.
But even an acknowledgment would be nice. =/
This topic fascinates me, but I really don't have much to say, considering that I almost never remember my dreams. I really wish I did, though. They're fascinating.

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Water wrote:
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tl;dr.
What does that even mean?
Too Long; Didn't Read.

HEY GUYS, I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS A PIRATE. ISN'T THAT AWESOME?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Water wrote:
Merlin wrote:
tl;dr.
What does that even mean?
Too Long; Didn't Read.

HEY GUYS, I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS A PIRATE. ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
MOST DEFINITELY not.

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I had a dream I cut class, and went swimming.

Which is weird because I hate cutting class.

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I was at this weird outdoor awards ceremony thing, when I heard the announcer guy giving out the awards say, "And here are the winners, in no particular order...î
Then some random guy popped up and screamed, "NO ORDER?! AHHHH!!!!"
Then his head exploded.
Now, I was totally confused. I turned to my right and saw What's Her Face (from Teen Girl Squad) sitting there. I asked her what happened and she said "he got hungry"
Then I awoke.

pop flyin'?

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