AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Holy crap, yes. It never really happens when I'm trying to fall asleep, it usually happens if I'm laying my head down in class. I freak out and everyone stares at me.
Fuuuuuuuuun.

Haha, whenever I fall asleep while a teacher is lecturing me, whatever they're talking about turns into a dream.

One time, my teacher was talking about something French, but after a while, he was talking about muffins and the Great Indonesian War. If there is such thing. The point is, I can't tell when I'm falling asleep until I wake up. It's quite an interestingannoying experience.

Do you guys ever have those dreams where something happens, like there's an alarm going off or a TV show on or a radio playing in your dream, and you wake up and it's actually happening? That always freaks me out.

No but I once my brother was asleep on the couch behind me while I was playing his Xbox, and then his cellphone went off and he said it messed with his dream.

Yes. the annoying sounds in my dreams are either; My parents talking (we have a small house I can hear them in the living room) My alarm clock, (I laugh when that happens) Or one of our pets barking/meowing or one of the hamsters running in their hamster wheel.

I've had several dreams that happened in real life within a month. Just the other day one of them came true when playing SSBM. I knew I would win once I realized I had dreamed it.

That's happened to me a couple times, I totally remember it.

This dream/nightmare happened when I was six or seven.

My Mom, Dad, brother, and sisters aren't in the house, so I'm home alone. Suddenly there's this weird robot walking towards me with a raygun, and it's trying to kill me. I run through several rooms in the house, and I end up getting cornered in this big room. The robot comes in, and I think, not sure, but I think I manage to slip by it and get out the door. I can't remember anything else after that.

I now live with my mom, and my older brother who SHOULD have moved out by now!

My sister had a weird dream recently, about me.
She had a dream I was a famous rockstar, traveling the world.
I was coming home for a show for only my friends and family to see my new music in a private concert.
When I showed up, I told them I wouldn't go on until I had a guitar. But not just any old guitar, the one Jemi Hendrix lit on fire.
Someone how my friends found it for me, but then I said "Ok, now staple boneless chicken breast to it."
Once that was done, I said I needed a giant I-Max screen constantly showing a giant 3-D Dong.
After the screen was set up, I said "Ok good, I'm ready to play but, I need to go watch TV. Fraggle rock is on. But not here, they play it every night in Chicago, so I gotta go."
While on the plane to Chicago, I called my friend Perrin and asked him to send my pictures of fluffy kittens. Lots.
I never did play the show.

Did you ever get the kitten pictures?

Noooo

This is one of my longest dreams.

Starts out, I'm looking at a photo album. I come across a few pictures of my friends and me at some pub. Suddenly, I'm in the picture, in the pub. Now, I say 'pub', but in my dream, there was no alcohol. Seriously. Go figure. I had a plastic cup of Sierra Mist and a stein of root beer. For a moment, we were just chatting, until the waitress lady walked up and said "can I refill your Sierra Mist for you?" The cup was full, but, to be polite, I nodded my head. She grabbed the cup and walked away.
Immediately afterward, my friends dispersed, leaving me at the table, alone. I get up and walk over to the far booth against the wall, when I look at the entrance and see my friend Beau walking in, followed by his posse of nameless people (In real life, Beau has long black hair, but in my dream, he had bleached blonde hair. Also, he had a joint in his mouth. Not smoking it, but it was there). He and his posse were all wearing red jumpsuits (this was before the band came out, I swear) and sat at my booth, Beau, apparently, not noticing me. The guy to my left was talking to the guy across the table from me, a puppet. Apparently, they were talking about smoking, so I joined in and said, verbatim, "If it's any consolation, I don't smoke." Now, this puppet gave me the warmest smile you've ever seen. Kinda creepy when I picture it now.
I looked at my watch and shouted "Oh crap, I gotta hurry! The bus is gonna be here in FOUR DAYS!!" I ran outside and stood at the bus stop, located just outside the entrance. This was taking too long, I thought, so I started walking around. In my head, I could tell that the days were passing. I realized I walked too much and had missed the bus, so I ran back to the bus stop, jumped in the time machine next to the pub door (yep. A time machine.), and shot myself back in time, apparently a few years.
I walked through the door and, instead of the pub, I was now in what looked like the auditorium at my old high school, but the seats were all turned to the left, for some reason. I walked in and sat down between my friend Sam and some other dude (I rarely see Sam anymore... why is he always in my dreams?!). Almost immediately, someone on-stage called me and some girl up. She got there before me and just stood there. When I finally got up, she walked down. Not really knowing what was going on, I got off-stage, but I didn't do it like a normal person would. I got down on my stomach, spun around, and then got off. Walking back to my seat, people were laughing and shouting, "Forget how to walk? HAW HAW!" When I arrived at my seat, Sam and the other dude were standing up, ready to fight the guys, I guess. I told them to just sit down.
For some reason, when I sat down, I had a Garfield towel over my shoulders. I started feeling something pushing the back of my neck.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
I figgered I'd had enough, so I spun around and back-fisted the guy in the face. We got up and started to fight. The fight eventually ended up on the stage, where I threw him behind the curtain and (this part gets...uh...weirdER) he walked back as a five-year old kid in a diaper, crying. Apparently still angry, I grabbed the young'n, found a steel ladder, slammed him against it five times exactly, then threw him to the ground. ( I WOULD NEVER DO THIS IN REAL LIFE, I SWEAR ) He stood up, still crying, and without a scratch on him. I walked back to my seat and sat down. Then he looked at me with eyes that say "you killed my famiry", so I ran back up to the stage, basically saying "What, you still wanna go?!" When I got up there, he was walking backward, toward a rope. He began to untie it and I, expecting a sandbag to fall on me from the blackness above, panicked and ran out the warehouse doors located just next to the rope. I was now in some construction site. I turned around and now the kid's friends were next to him, five years old as well. When the rope was fully untied, the door slammed shut.
Suddenly, the boss music from Final Fantasy 7 started to play. "CRAP! I'm in no condition to fight a boss!" So I ran and hid behind a little box. Just then, Hercule Satan from Dragon Ball Z (yep. DBZ.) walked up to the door and banged on it. "OPEN THIS DOOR!" "No!" "OPEN THIS DOOR!!" "...okay..." The door flew open and the kids were standing there, already handcuffed, for whatever reason. They started to walk down the path in the construction area, then looked at me with hatred.
I entered the warehouse door again and was now at my church. My youth pastor grabbed my hand and took me over to the other adults and shouted "Did you see this guy?! Man, he totally EXPLODED on the other kid! It was AMAZING!"

Aaand, I woke up.

No. I'm not on drugs. Thanks for asking.

Well, tonight I had this weird dream I was in this video game. I was me of course and I slid down this hill to this huge metal field thing, with a white wall behind me. I look over and its marines and warthogs from Halo sitting there. I get in one, load up marines and drive off going until I hear gunfire and I turn around to see a comic book style T-Rex on the white wall, with everyone firing at it. I get to this dirt path and next thing I know, I'm pushing a cooler down it at a rather high speed, warthog and marines gone. I get to the end and I hear people mocking this rustled off sun following me, saying its a "lolcake" and a "cockmuffin". I arrive at this target before it and apparently won, and it flies off in a rage. I then wake up.


What the hell

I had this dream several years ago that woke me up from how loud it was.

I was in the car going somewhere with my parents, and up ahead I could see really dark clouds. I knew we were gonna drive into a thunderstorm. Soon it started raining, then then I saw some lightning. I couldn't hear the thunder though since we were in the car. The clouds kept getting darker and darker and the rain kept falling harder. The lightning strikes got closer and brighter and I was starting to hear thunder even inside the car. Then there was this really fucking bright lightning flash. I covered my ears because I knew the thunder would be really loud. But it was so loud covering my ears didn't help. SO LOUD...that it woke me up.

And we weren't even having a thunderstorm.

I don't remember last nights dream.

But when I was little, I used to dream of snakes taking over the world (Yet I blame Asmodeus from red wall again)

I just had a dream that I was a jet skiing pirate that went into a tunnel or something and ended up in a giant pot of shrimp stew while being laughed at by a large anthropomorphic mouse.