AWKWARD ZOMBIE

are you my real father

what's it like living on a different planet

about half a centimetre

that would be incest

Now that's a bit of a strange question isn't it? How am I meant to know how different our lives are when neither of our species have developed the necessary inter planetary conditions needed for me to experience your life? You could be drug taking voodoo monstrosities for all I know -haunting masks that court down trodden men under their thrall and capture their souls

Time

why is everyone here so up tight and 4 teh rulez ?

How did you misspell me?

why are your toenails so short

How can I get motivated?

What is the square root of pie?

Are you going to keep the topic's name misspelled?

What hope did you have against the master of magnetism?

Out of all the threads you've created, how , many were locked?

What are you addicted to?

Where are the bodies hidden?

Because the majority of the people here support the rules a lot. If you have a problem with the rules, you should most likely contact whoever holds authority over the rules and provide interesting points as well as evidence to persuade them to change the rules.

Sometimes we make mistakes.

I was estimating the length of my toenails from where they go off from my toe.

You are the one who makes things happen. Not anyone else. You.

I am not mathematically sound nor am I intelligent in any way, as such I have no idea.

Yes I am

In hindsight, it was foolish of me, a man made of adamantium, to attack you.

I have never kept track and it would be incredibly frustrating to do so anyway. But in estimate, I would say about 80%

a) You are not covered in bees
b) You are in one of those competitions where people wear bees

I am fervently addicted to the computer, or the Internet.

The bodies hit the floor, and were never hidden. They are still there today.