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I had a little trouble with relationships in early high school, but I kind of had a "primer" relationship, and it got me on the boat. I am in the biz.

Not in a relationship currently, haven't been for over a year. I am feeling compelled to facebattle random strangers. It's creepy.

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I am a stranger.


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Merlin wrote:
I am a stranger.


Do you have candy?


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Yes. Close your eyes and open your mouth.


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Merlin wrote:
Yes. Close your eyes and open your mouth.
Swish and swallow.


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Merlin wrote:
I am a stranger.


Are people straange?

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It hurts me to say this, but Jack is a loser. Hey, actually it doesn't hurt at all. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. It actually feels pretty good.


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Christoph wrote:
Merlin wrote:
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Are people straange?
When you're a stranger?


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Merlin you have diverted the conversation :x

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Kryzm wrote:
Merlin you have diverted the conversation :x
I got shot in the face again.


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L Lawliet wrote:
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Merlin you have diverted the conversation :x
I got shot in the face again.

*pulls out a notepad* And how does that make you feel?

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RandomNPC#36 wrote:
L Lawliet wrote:
Kryzm wrote:
Merlin you have diverted the conversation :x
I got shot in the face again.

*pulls out a notepad* And how does that make you feel?
Shot... In my face.


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I'll divert you...!


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WHAT IS LOVE? BABY, DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME NO MORE.


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I'LL HURT YOU AS MUCH AS I daisies WELL PLEASE.

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I NEED LOVE, YOU NEED LOVE, WE ALL REALLY NEED LOVE
ALL I WANT, ALL I NEE-EE-EED, WE ALL REALLY NEED LOVE

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