AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Cafall: sometimes after i orgasm
Cafall: i wipe the semen all over my face
Cafall: and pretend like i just gave a fantastic blowjob
Cafall: and then masturbate again

aog: blood semen drips down your thigh
aog: and the girl you're walking with
aog: starts to lick it up
aog: and you go oh shit what are you doing?!
aog: but she doesnt care
aog: and she rips down your pants
aog: and puts your dick in her mouth
aog: but suddenly
aog: before you can react
aog: she bites down on your foreskin
aog: and bites it off
aog: and spits it out

This spider. Let me tell you about this spider. This is a portia spider. They make plans. Depending on what their prey is, most of the time other spiders, bigger and more poisonous than them, each spider has its own technique to catch and then kill it. Say, why don't we meet up in that dark alley back there, I am a hot young blonde *wink*

I think "it's a small world" is killing my pc.

Aww, look! It's the clock from the attraction!


....Oh.

Fair warning: this is probably the least safe-for-work video ever. Have a good time sleeping, AZ. Have a good time indeed.

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Oh. Crap.

Yeah one of those was an my garage door the other day. I have a habit of walking in front of my car to get to the door and yeah I glance over to see THAT like 2" from my face...


I am not really afraid of spiders (or anything, really,) but it startled me enough to actually have to cover my mouth to keep from screaming

I already knew that one. I found that absolutely hilarious really. Anyone watched Tokyo gore police? Insane movie.

Those Japanese eh, .



I didn't really get that one? It's a series I assume, but the slasher was like hilariously incapable. Also, didn't the guy grab a gun before he ran out? Why didn't he just shoot the lad?
The hand grabbing the door was also pretty poorly timed in my opinion. It was just too predictable. Maybe he should have waited a tic before letting that come out.
The slow focusing camera effect was pretty nicely done though, and helped keeping the viewer feel disoriented.

More annoying than scary.

Marble Hornets. Guy was not a slasher, a gun was not grabbed. View whole series for detail.

Viewed the introduction, looks like an interesting film project. Might view it while I have some time, though I doubt it. These kind of things aren't really my thing.

Oh! This thing is actually pretty cute!
Wait a minute...


Is that it's hand?! Well maybe it won't look so bad in at different angle....


WHAT THE FUCK

Not as much creepy as interesting. I wonder why it has that 1 long small finger in the middle. Maybe to pick insects out of small holes?

"Meowth, that's right!"