AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Your wish has come true, but the peanuts are infested with ants.








I wish that I had a time machine that worked.

Wish granted, but your mom steps in, time travels, then the machine breaks, causing your mom to stay in betwixt & between forever.

I wish that someone would explode that is not my family, neighbors, or friends. OR ME.

It turns out to be God who explodes. Enjoy unbalance of order. With friends.

I wish Obama was president by default.

Granted, but the container breaks and it falls on your new shoes.


I wish I had Geometry Wars for the DS.

Granted, but you drop your DS just as turn it on and it breaks

I wish pokemon were real

granted, but they immediately kick the crap out of you.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

You are no longer tired, but someone you have been avoiding has rung the doorbell and you regret making that wish because now you don't have an excuse to tell that person why you can't talk to him or her.






I wish for a huge Japanese garden in our backyard.

Granted. You get the garden, but it won't stop growing and engulfs your house.

I wish for ducky mints.

Granted, but they taste like actual ducks.






I wish they made a Golden sun 3.

Granted, but when they started selling, every Golden Sun 3 product/game they just recently made exploded like antimatter.

I wish I could go back in time.

Granted, but you proceed to make the world explode with your silly time paradox. Nice going, idiot.


I wish my DS wasn't PANK.

Granted, but now it's seethru and you can't find it.


I wish I had the Brawl disc.

You do, but you sold your Wii for it.

I wish I would get dinner before 10 at night.

Granted, but its a human kidney

I wish I could play meal gear solid 4

Granted, Sniper wolf is alive but is now a man.

I wish I had enough cheddar to support my sewing/costuming hobby